Mirror, mirror on the wall who’s the fairest brand of them all?
Saturday morning: I left the house with a fresh shave, groomed hair, pressed clothes, and the general perception of having my shit together. Cut to noon and I’m running errands making a beeline to my car through a department store when…BAM! There it was: the surprise, jump out at you out of nowhere mirror. I was frightened, shocked, and saddened at what stood before me.
